October 2011
7 posts
A squirrel was hit by a car infront of a place...
Picky, picky.
Oct 27th
Oct 26th
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It was nice while it lasted
maltyk: The boy finally ‘let one go’ in front of me. Guess we are there now. There’s very little funnier than a fart. But a girl’s reaction to her guy’s first fart might just top it. 
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
I was late for work today
But really, work was too early for me today.  My boss didn’t like that idea. But he’s German, save for how best to be scary when doing simple things, what does he know?? 
Oct 26th
Being a fat guy who deals with taxes... I dunno,...
I dunno! Are YOU being audited?! That’s a very private question. Just because you’re a “Tax Master” does not mean you can ask that.
Oct 25th
Jack and Jill went up a hill to make a terrible...
It’s with Adam Sandler, And in all due candor His career, I hope, he did kill.
Oct 24th
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