October 2011
7 posts
A squirrel was hit by a car infront of a place...
Picky, picky.
It was nice while it lasted
maltyk:
The boy finally ‘let one go’ in front of me. Guess we are there now.
There’s very little funnier than a fart. But a girl’s reaction to her guy’s first fart might just top it.
I was late for work today
But really, work was too early for me today. My boss didn’t like that idea. But he’s German, save for how best to be scary when doing simple things, what does he know??
Being a fat guy who deals with taxes... I dunno,...
I dunno! Are YOU being audited?! That’s a very private question. Just because you’re a “Tax Master” does not mean you can ask that.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to make a terrible...
It’s with Adam Sandler,
And in all due candor
His career, I hope, he did kill.
August 2011
1 post
June 2011
11 posts
4 out of 5 Noah's agree.
Fact: Any commercial wherein the actor claims to be a “fertographer” is bad, and you should not buy that product. I’m looking at you, Crest.
WatchI woke up this morning, MORNING mind you, to this invasive mess pervading my house. Nothing has been altered about this video, even though I really wanted to.
Ice age... heat wave...
Can’t complain…
Fuck
That is all.
Time for timeliness
Re: Facebook fighting
Fighting online is like competing in the special Olympics; even if you win you’re still retarded.
More crass than I might like, but it strikes the right chord here.
“ ‘DP’ is my choice. I love it.”
– My girlfriend in reference to Dr. Pepper.
The service department at Mac Outpost is being...
Adele and Advil Cold & Sinus. Blurgh.
PRAM resetting a mac is like mind-melding....
Your faults to my faults, your slow read errors to my slow read errors.
How is there more than one highlander movie?
Pretty sure that’s against the rules.
May 2011
62 posts
Well, that WAS sad.
But I’m ok. A few friends came by last night. We had drinks and played some music and watched an old SNL. It was a good night. Here’s hoping today is a good day for me and the rest of you.
Sad note:
My oma is dying. Pretty actively. I skipped the first half of work today to go feed her breakfast. My mom and I went. I got a smile from her, which made me feel excellent for about 5 seconds. Then I realized what is happening and started to get very upset. I’m gonna go home now. I hope you all have a better day than what mine is turning into.
Fan Page! →
"Meadow and Rain" Febreeze
So women don’t actually have to go outside??
“The window? No no. We have Febreeze for that. Get back to work.”
Fantastic.
This is not a chip. This is something else entirely. I’m not going to eat a lesser chip from my bossom.
100
100th post on the relaunched blog. Gonna go code me a nice theme in CSS. Stay tuned!
What a fantastic May 2-4.
Wow. That’s all I can really say. I’ve spent more than my fair share with Emma, an ex and current of mine. I’m in trouble. She’s got my number, man. She knows the score. Stuck all up in my mind-grapes.
Je t'aime le DFA79. →
Got bored tonight. BusStopRomance - Churlish May...
“Bagalia: shut it. Shut it! Be quiet or so help me I’m gonna come over...”
– Darryl Hammond as Chris Matthews from the early oughts on
"Bear hands?!"
Bare hands. Jesus.
I sometimes get bored and do this... →
What? You’ve never wanted to be a folk-rock star with other people’s music?
Software updates.
What a way to spent a Sunday. I’m getting sick too. That sucks balls.
Tom Nortons
makes mornings good. That and an old SNL I watch on netflix (yes, Canadians have that now) and then had a coffee on my patio before heading in to work. Booyah! Going to the theatre tonight. Got two days off afterwards. Gonna grow some foods!
Why do people believe the mayans had this whole...
C’mon. I think they had a sense of humour.
“so… We don’t have any more years?”
“You expect we’ll be here?”
“I guess I had hoped-”
“No. Something about our future as a people seems… I dunno… Genocide-y?”
“Fair. That’s a fair point.”
“Plus which, it’ll really screw anyone up if they discover that. They’ll think we thought that was the end of the world or something.”
“That’ll be hilarious....
In other news...
The word ‘commentator’ has never felt right.
I completely expected my phone to red-squiggley-line the fuck out of that. It didn’t. Life continues to make a little less sense.
M: "Shhh!! Don't talk about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!!"
K: "Sex cauldron?! I thought they tore that place down years ago!"
Hey Liberal Party...
…so bail? ‘Cause I’m thinkin’ bail. Had a good run though!! See you fools in 100 years where the unearthed and reanimated combination bodies of Pearson and Trudeau rise to take their unreasonable and unforeseen revenge.
UCD (Churlish May Demo) - Cover by Me Original by...
Hello new and "new" followers.
Nice to see you all. Now here’s a picture of my robot:
