Picky, picky.
Tumblr garbage. Apparently there is no WORD for it in French, either.
(Source: this--too--shall--pass)
The boy finally ‘let one go’ in front of me. Guess we are there now.
There’s very little funnier than a fart. But a girl’s reaction to her guy’s first fart might just top it.
But really, work was too early for me today.
My boss didn’t like that idea. But he’s German, save for how best to be scary when doing simple things, what does he know??
I dunno! Are YOU being audited?! That’s a very private question. Just because you’re a “Tax Master” does not mean you can ask that.
It’s with Adam Sandler,
And in all due candor
His career, I hope, he did kill.
Fact: Any commercial wherein the actor claims to be a “fertographer” is bad, and you should not buy that product. I’m looking at you, Crest.

